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Archive for December 2007

Taare Zameen Par – A review

Posted by: Naren on: December 29, 2007

Every child is special – you couldn’t agree more with it after you watch this Darsheel Safary (Ishan Awasthi in the movie) starrer. Aamir Khan has done it yet again. In an era where super stars shy away from playing second fiddle to other actors, Aamir Khan weaves the story in such a way [...]

Too chicken to live…?!

Posted by: Naren on: December 27, 2007

Dear momma,
I have lived all these days listening to all my friends’ shrill, piercing cries. Everyday, I wake up thinking it’s going to be me today, but that just doesn’t happen. It is a bittersweet thing – you feel happy that you are alive and sad as you hear your friends, with whom you spend [...]

Beauty and its beasts

Posted by: Naren on: December 24, 2007

Beauty’s beastly products are beauty products. The more beautiful you are, the more you yearn to beautify yourself.

The Snowman’s warmth

Posted by: Naren on: December 23, 2007

Ben, the snowman, was excited. It was that time of the year again. In a few minutes, he will be meeting his close friend, Ken, another snowman, after a long time, a year precisely. He kept scanning the horizon to spot any form that looked like his friend’s. He set his shawl right, adjusted his [...]

Guns, Blood, Snow and oodles of Surreality!!

Posted by: Naren on: December 21, 2007

I often wonder how an actor accepts a role for a movie. The first and the obvious thing would be the script. Different actors look for different things in a script, but how is it possible that there are so many bad movies made? Is it the director’s fault? Sadly, we can’t point out one [...]

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Puff Puff, Glug Glug!!

Posted by: Naren on: December 20, 2007

Is having a small cylindrical object nestled between your fingers with its tip burning all that cool? Does nursing a drink of scotch and whisky look awesome? It’s all relative, you might say. But isn’t the world spoiling itself at the behest of having fun?

I have asked many of my mates who drink and smoke, [...]

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Music…

Posted by: Naren on: December 20, 2007

How many of us can relate to the classic melody by Mohd. Rafi, Mere Mehboob Tujhe, from the movie Mere Mehboob? You must be wondering what I am talking about. How about, the one and only, “greatest” of all music composers, Himesh Reshammiya’s Tanhaiya or Jhalak Dikhlaja?? Ah, I see your face glow. But, is [...]

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The Chronicles of Narenia: The food, the ride and the Movie.

Posted by: Naren on: December 19, 2007

Ho Ho Ho, it is that time of the year again!!!
The whole day spent swatting flies,
With no regard for time as it dies.
 
Tons and tons of food lying around,
A cargo load which will run a ship aground.
 
There is nothing much on the idiot box,
Yet no motive for you to grab your socks.
 
You reminisce, look back, [...]

Viva la Dean!!!

Posted by: Naren on: December 9, 2007

I kept dreaming about this for weeks. It turned out to be such a nightmare.
No, obviously not for me. For the Dean.
Here are some excerpts from the Lab Viva.
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Dean: Do you smoke??
Me: Sir, are you asking this question as the Dean or as a professor of the Department of Ocean Engineering??
Dean: I am asking this [...]