Straight Lines

Whose Chat Is It Anyway?

Posted by: Naren on: January 29, 2008

Introducing amateur poets, Naren and Manasa, in their poetic best (or worst??)!! Deeply inspired by the famous television series Whose Line Is It Anyway?, I tried to chat using just poetic verses, if you may call them that. Enjoy the show, where every thing’s made up to the point that it is hard to believe and the points just don’t… er, are just not there!

naren

Hi, Hello, How do you do??
is what people greet you by,
But there are these rare few,
Who’ll make you go “my oh my!!”!!
Sent at 10:14 PM on Tuesday

manasa

my oh my

naren

I knew that would happen,
except for the exclamation mark,
I would be happy if you’d re-pen,
your mistake which is so stark!!
Sent at 10:16 PM on Tuesday

naren

Am I good, Am I bad??
Or am I just raving mad??
I don’t care, I don’t bother,
I am not your pillow to smother!!
:)
I know your gtalk sucks,
but that is not the only thing,
you think we all are jobless ducks,
to wait for you to ping??
manasa

wah
applause
u made all that up?

naren

(bowing, bowing)
yeah

manasa

lol
not bad

naren

I have started this new thing,
to make up poems as I go,
I could be, in a few days, the king,
to whom your head will surely bow!!

manasa

jesus!
well all that is quite fine,
damn
well all thats quite fine
lets ur creativity simply shine
but looks like ul never be able
to answer in just a line?
man i suck
:D

naren

Manasa has entered text, it says,
And I wait to see that happen,
as she, in this new craze,
thinks hard of a poem to pen!!
:D

manasa

but a poem she HAS penned,
maybe not the best
but i like this new trend
even if im no better than the rest

naren

She may be crazy,
argh

manasa

LOL

naren

She may be crazy,
she may be hot,
Or as fresh as a daisy,
a bad sport is what she’s not!!
Sent at 10:32 PM on Tuesday

manasa

yo! a good sport is what she is,
and proud to be one too
yeah, yeah, go ms ms
hmm this stanza sucks, thu!!
Sent at 10:34 PM on Tuesday

naren

Anyone else would have said, poda,
And I would have had to slink away,
But this one’s as bubbly as a soda,
And this has made my day!!
:)
Sent at 10:37 PM on Tuesday

manasa

the day thats almost over
and not a thing done
this, its no mind-blower
but its still so much fun!
Sent at 10:40 PM on Tuesday

naren

Hell yeah, It’s jolly good fun,
and works better with a bottle of rum,
Don’t mix the rum with a woman,
Or you will be left with a harp to strum!!
:D

manasa

oh but for waves u HAVE to come
we have this Poets at Play
u may win some, and lose some
but u’l steal the show away!
Sent at 10:44 PM on Tuesday

manasa

and now, ive got to go
some quark event ka demo
ur pen sure has stuff to show
even if ur no remo :P

naren

Ah, it’s all your love and affection,
without which I won’t be what I am,
I do have this strange affliction,
but tis nothing great, ma’am!!
:P
Sent at 10:47 PM on Tuesday

naren

Bye, sweet dreams and take care,
This is going up on my blog,
It might be a hit or a scare,
People are free to treat, or flog!!

7 Responses to "Whose Chat Is It Anyway?"

They say the idle mind is a devil’s workshop but your idle mind looks like a bookshop :) [he he ]

too much da! i will try it definitely :)

hey very nice! :) :) wish i could make up poems with so much ease!

Awesome and very witty. Great!

ROFL. Innovative! hehe. Cool work.

lol u both should enter a contest :P cool imagination :)

too stud dude. terribly impressed. ( note that the oxymoron here was intentional :D )

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