Hope for the lovelorn…
Posted by: Naren on: January 31, 2008
Romance is not my cup of tea,
flirt with me and so shall you see;
This is how well I can lie,
talk to me and you won’t notice the time fly!
I laid my eyes upon this girl,
coming out of the water like a shimmering pearl;
She watched my mouth open like an oyster,
and with anger, said “Watch it, buster!!”
My tongue hung out at the thought of her,
and seeing her, my heart throbbed like a hammer;
I followed her wherever she went,
like a street dog hot on her scent!
I saw her with another guy, one fine day,
the pink shirt he wore made him look so gay;
“How the fudge could she go out with that moron?”
He’d look like a rat with no clothes on!
Ah no! I am not gay, if that’s what you are thinking,
I was just on a ship that was fast sinking;
What would I not give to see them fight,
and see her scratch, gore and slap him tight!
As I sat that night, watching my boiling brew,
I realized that she was too good to be true;
I wished to end my life, then and there,
The pain was just too much to bear!
Thank God, I waited till the next day,
I watched her enter the shining bay;
From the shack came another creature,
who looked uncannily like her!
Oh, I was happy, my eyes were bright,
My heart was full of blinding light;
I celebrated with zest, an early Easter,
Thank Lord, for she had a twin sister!!
She had a twin sister…
She had a twin sister…
She had a twin sisterrrrrrrrrrrrr…….
February 3, 2008 at 20:40:36
Endin ws lol [:P]