Straight Lines

Archive for February 2008

Btech. in Electioneering!

Posted by: Naren on: February 25, 2008

Hi, will you please vote for me?
Why, what are you standing for?
Does it help if I give something for free?
What are we talking about, core??
Don’t you take anything lesser than that?
What else have you got to offer?
Maybe a Coordship in this or that?
Do I look like some duffer??

How many votes can you get me?
Is it [...]

Moments Relived

Posted by: Naren on: February 24, 2008

This is my article that I hope will get published in Contour, the yearly magazine of the Civil Engineering Department at IITM.
This is not an article about my moment defining experience in IIT. There are simply too many of those to count them off my fingers, and worse, pick a single one of them [...]

The Drudge, the Fudge and the Grudge!

Posted by: Naren on: February 18, 2008

Puffed, watery and droopy are those eyes,

Queer is the way he moans and sighs,

Rusty are his thoughts as he walks,

Steering himself away from bushes and stalks,

Teetering to one side and then to the other,

Unkempt, disheveled and a beggar’s brother,

Vacuous he is as he is questioned like a retard,

“Where is your mess card?”

X – rayed and [...]

What the…

Posted by: Naren on: February 1, 2008

 
I am an IITan. That speaks volumes in itself. Before you start thinking what this pigheaded, arrogant, son of a gun is talking about, I compel you to think again. Is that really the question you want to ask? Isn’t there another question that is lurking behind that shady mind of yours? Isn’t that the [...]

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