Hi, will you please vote for me?
Why, what are you standing for?
Does it help if I give something for free?
What are we talking about, core??

Don’t you take anything lesser than that?
What else have you got to offer?
Maybe a Coordship in this or that?
Do I look like some duffer??

How many votes can you get me?
Is it not a bit too early to ask?
Will it be one or one hundred twenty?
Do you feel you are cut out for the task??

Can you come along with me and campaign?
Do I look like a person who’s that jobless?
Haven’t you heard of “No pain, No gain”?
Are you trying to break me under stress??

Can you make him withdraw his nomination?
How are you better than him?
Are you leading me up the road to perdition?
Are you always this dull and dim??

C’mon, is there nothing you can do?
Is there anything you can?
Can’t you even drag along a few?
Do I look like a slave driver, my man??

What if I offer the Coreship?
Could I be happier?
So, have I gained your friendship?
Isn’t that something you wish were clear??

Ah, what more could you ask for?
Don’t I have to do something for my mates?
Do I have anything left in store?
Aren’t we all changing our fates??

What more could I do for you, kingmaker?
Can’t you make my mates other cores?
Doesn’t that make me a big faker?
Oh, or would you rather settle old scores??